20 8 / 2014

failingupwards:

mrpotatohead77:

Never a truer word spoken in jest

DJ Jazzy Jeff is the Nostradamus of our generation.

(Source: mvgl)

19 8 / 2014

Swoon.

Swoon.

(Source: , via thatbedroom)

18 8 / 2014

Message received on my work phone. I don’t know this number, but they sure know what I’m all about. 

Message received on my work phone. I don’t know this number, but they sure know what I’m all about. 

11 8 / 2014

Find me one

Find me one

11 8 / 2014

failingupwards:

error888:

Young Clint Eastwood - ImgurThis picture goes from cute to bad ass if like me you can’t disassociate armadillos from leprosy 

Fistful of Armadillo.

Gahhhhhh I love armadillos and Clint. What’s that about leprosy, tho? Don’t care. Still cute.

failingupwards:

error888:

Young Clint Eastwood - Imgur

This picture goes from cute to bad ass if like me you can’t disassociate armadillos from leprosy

Fistful of Armadillo. Gahhhhhh I love armadillos and Clint. What’s that about leprosy, tho? Don’t care. Still cute.

11 8 / 2014

The kind of snark that brightens my life…

Me: SLEEEEEEEP. I want it.

unfocus: shouldn’t’ve reproduced, sucker

Me: HAHAHA

11 8 / 2014

I don’t like food anymore.

I don’t like food anymore.

09 8 / 2014

My son dresses better than you.

My son dresses better than you.

09 8 / 2014

08 8 / 2014

Happiness is a dirty styrofoam cup full of gas station boiled peanuts.

Happiness is a dirty styrofoam cup full of gas station boiled peanuts.